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Professor Mean
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Professor Mean

The Mathematician

📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)

"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."

Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.

ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.

Jun 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (92d)

📊 Last 3 Months Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last 3 months across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE

$11,586
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at: $11,304 (+$282)
+2.50%
Last 3 Months ROI
61.2%
Win Rate
3,962
Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

Click any period to view detailed stats

+0.3%
1 Month
+2.5%
3 Months
+6.7%
6 Months
+8.1%
YTD
+8.4%
1 Year

Equity Curve (Last 3 Months)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean

When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.

🎯 Best Suited For

Range-bound stocks and ETFs

"Everything reverts to the mean. Everything."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal

📈 Entry Signal

Z-Score ≤ -2.0 (price is 2+ std devs below mean)
→ BUY at current close price

📉 Exit Rules

• MEAN_REVERSION: Z-Score ≥ 0 (price returned to mean)
• STOP_LOSS: Z-Score ≤ -3.0 OR price ≤ entry × 0.92 (-8%)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 10 days

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

MEAN_PERIOD: 20
ENTRY_STD_DEVS: 2
EXIT_AT_MEAN: 1
STOP_LOSS_STD_DEVS: 3
MAX_HOLD_DAYS: 10

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean

Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last 3 Months)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last 3 Months)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 Last 3 Months: Jun 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (92 days)
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
📊 Score — Lifetime Quality Score
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
75+ Elite   60+ Good   40+ Fair   <40 Weak
⚡ Mom — 30-Day Momentum Score
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
75+ Hot   60+ Active   40+ Moderate   <40 Quiet
Spread Indicators — Comparing Mom vs Score reveals regime sensitivity:
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
⚠️ Scores are calculated from simulated backtest data and are for informational purposes only. They do not constitute financial advice or predict future performance. Full methodology →
Rank Symbol Score Mom Return 3M Start Final Value Trades Win Rate Fees Net Max DD Avg Hold Refunds Last Refund Action
1 COIN 31 61🔥 +35.15% $10,592 $14,316 43 63% - +$3,723 -42.7% 6.1h ✓ -
2 TQQQ 40 19🧊 +23.51% $12,027 $14,854 36 69% - +$2,828 -17.9% 5.9h ✓ -
3 AMC 62 36🧊 +22.40% $18,814 $23,028 40 68% - +$4,214 -18.6% 5.2h ✓ -
4 ACN 21 76🔥 +21.49% $8,669 $10,532 39 69% - +$1,863 -15.0% 6.8h ✓ -
5 HOOD 34 40 +16.24% $12,048 $14,004 39 67% - +$1,957 -26.1% 6.6h ✓ -
6 NVDA 61 55 +15.41% $15,981 $18,444 39 77% - +$2,463 -11.5% 4.4h ✓ -
7 SOFI 32 61🔥 +13.14% $11,375 $12,870 39 67% - +$1,495 -26.0% 5.5h ✓ -
8 VRTX 54 63 +12.07% $12,092 $13,551 42 74% - +$1,459 -5.5% 5.3h ✓ -
9 CMCSA 15 39🔥 +11.52% $8,396 $9,363 44 73% - +$967 -19.7% 6.3h ✓ -
10 SLV 27 74🔥 +11.51% $10,095 $11,257 40 65% - +$1,162 -25.0% 4.9h ✓ -
11 GME 14 65🔥 +10.79% $7,508 $8,318 37 76% - +$810 -44.4% 6.8h ✓ -
12 OXY 17 16 +10.74% $9,348 $10,352 41 63% - +$1,004 -17.0% 6.1h ✓ -
13 USO 45 36 +10.72% $13,159 $14,570 36 72% - +$1,411 -11.5% 5.6h ✓ -
14 RIOT 20 10 +10.14% $9,910 $10,915 39 62% - +$1,005 -50.0% 7.1h ✓ -
15 MARA 34 19 +9.57% $13,475 $14,764 39 77% - +$1,290 -29.5% 6.1h ✓ -
16 XLE 21 20 +9.50% $9,631 $10,546 40 78% - +$915 -13.3% 5.3h ✓ -
17 META 42 69🔥 +9.39% $11,717 $12,818 36 69% - +$1,100 -5.9% 5.3h ✓ -
18 UVXY 26 10 +8.77% $11,229 $12,213 40 63% - +$985 -33.5% 6.8h ✓ -
19 IBM 28 49🔥 +8.59% $10,305 $11,190 36 72% - +$885 -9.2% 4.7h ✓ -
20 CRWD 53 62 +8.21% $15,603 $16,884 42 67% - +$1,281 -12.6% 6.7h ✓ -
21 MS 41 12🧊 +8.09% $12,303 $13,298 43 60% - +$995 -9.7% 6.1h ✓ -
22 CVX 37 53 +7.98% $10,857 $11,724 39 77% - +$866 -5.5% 6.1h ✓ -
23 QQQ 42 14🧊 +6.18% $11,270 $11,966 37 73% - +$696 -4.4% 6.1h ✓ -
24 GILD 26 55🔥 +6.16% $10,534 $11,183 39 79% - +$649 -18.5% 6.6h ✓ -
25 TMO 19 19 +6.08% $9,644 $10,230 35 74% - +$586 -13.7% 5.2h ✓ -
26 INTC 34 62🔥 +5.44% $13,649 $14,391 40 68% - +$743 -24.3% 6.5h ✓ -
27 MRNA 10 16 +5.29% $5,393 $5,678 40 68% - +$285 -31.7% 6.1h ✓ -
28 JPM 42 17🧊 +4.53% $12,204 $12,757 42 74% - +$553 -7.6% 5.9h ✓ -
29 CRM 36 27 +4.46% $11,970 $12,504 38 63% - +$534 -9.2% 8.0h ✓ -
30 BRK-B 49 47 +4.33% $11,957 $12,475 38 76% - +$518 -4.6% 6.3h ✓ -
31 XLK 38 15🧊 +4.22% $12,282 $12,800 40 55% - +$518 -11.6% 6.8h ✓ -
32 BMY 54 42 +4.07% $15,156 $15,773 40 63% - +$617 -10.5% 5.6h ✓ -
33 COP 19 17 +3.95% $10,208 $10,612 39 64% - +$403 -18.3% 5.6h ✓ -
34 JNJ 52 19🧊 +3.45% $12,505 $12,936 38 66% - +$431 -5.7% 5.0h ✓ -
35 PFE 25 40 +3.35% $10,633 $10,989 37 59% - +$356 -11.8% 6.2h ✓ -
36 CSCO 23 13 +3.29% $10,163 $10,497 40 55% - +$334 -10.7% 7.5h ✓ -
37 ARKK 30 28 +3.22% $11,427 $11,795 37 57% - +$368 -16.4% 6.2h ✓ -
38 AMD 29 42 +3.10% $11,938 $12,309 39 54% - +$370 -28.5% 6.3h ✓ -
39 PANW 11 33🔥 +3.02% $9,644 $9,935 39 59% - +$291 -24.6% 6.9h ✓ -
40 XOM 19 36 +2.60% $9,988 $10,248 38 66% - +$260 -9.1% 5.5h ✓ -
41 NFLX 30 27 +2.50% $11,449 $11,736 40 65% - +$286 -13.7% 6.8h ✓ -
42 PG 38 20 +2.40% $11,667 $11,947 41 68% - +$280 -7.0% 6.1h ✓ -
43 AMGN 35 46 +2.35% $11,863 $12,142 38 76% - +$279 -10.0% 4.5h ✓ -
44 MU 34 65🔥 +2.26% $13,478 $13,782 38 61% - +$305 -23.5% 4.9h ✓ -
45 DKNG 32 34 +2.21% $12,044 $12,310 40 58% - +$266 -14.0% 5.1h ✓ -
46 VZ 15 16 +2.09% $9,920 $10,127 37 59% - +$207 -12.7% 5.7h ✓ -
47 LLY 14 19 +2.02% $9,089 $9,272 44 59% - +$184 -24.9% 5.9h ✓ -
48 SNOW 30 30 +1.99% $11,956 $12,194 41 66% - +$238 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
49 AVGO 39 13🧊 +1.99% $13,435 $13,702 39 56% - +$267 -12.8% 5.7h ✓ -
50 V 16 22 +1.90% $9,954 $10,143 37 57% - +$189 -5.0% 6.8h ✓ -
51 GOOGL 30 9🧊 +1.67% $11,301 $11,490 34 50% - +$189 -9.9% 5.7h ✓ -
52 BIIB 15 52🔥 +1.54% $9,422 $9,567 40 55% - +$145 -26.8% 4.7h ✓ -
53 MA 32 21 +1.46% $11,014 $11,175 42 71% - +$161 -5.8% 7.6h ✓ -
54 PYPL 15 21 +1.37% $9,919 $10,055 36 69% - +$136 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
55 VTI 25 10 +1.26% $10,659 $10,793 36 56% - +$134 -8.8% 6.0h ✓ -
56 GLD 11 45🔥 +1.15% $9,776 $9,888 41 61% - +$112 -7.6% 5.1h ✓ -
57 VXX 30 10🧊 +1.11% $12,870 $13,013 40 60% - +$143 -19.3% 6.2h ✓ -
58 ARM 27 19 +0.99% $11,663 $11,779 38 61% - +$115 -16.8% 6.3h ✓ -
59 IWM 17 10 +0.82% $10,117 $10,200 37 57% - +$83 -14.5% 7.0h ✓ -
60 XLF 34 10🧊 +0.76% $11,221 $11,307 38 58% - +$85 -5.4% 6.9h ✓ -
61 MDT 12 15 +0.67% $9,553 $9,617 40 55% - +$64 -13.7% 4.9h ✓ -
62 PLTR 47 30 +0.60% $15,836 $15,931 36 61% - +$95 -11.2% 4.9h ✓ -
63 KO 33 41 +0.60% $11,221 $11,288 37 70% - +$67 -6.2% 5.8h ✓ -
64 AAPL 28 10 +0.52% $11,331 $11,390 35 63% - +$59 -13.3% 6.8h ✓ -
65 MRK 46 15🧊 +0.38% $13,434 $13,485 37 57% - +$51 -8.0% 4.8h ✓ -
66 ABBV 15 54🔥 +0.23% $9,958 $9,981 39 51% - +$23 -17.6% 6.6h ✓ -
67 SPY 30 10 +0.13% $10,866 $10,880 38 58% - +$14 -7.1% 5.9h ✓ -
68 NIO 12 16 +0.11% $9,240 $9,250 41 49% - +$10 -30.0% 6.6h ✓ -
69 HD 21 27 -0.04% $10,415 $10,411 40 53% - -$4 -5.1% 3.8h ✓ -
70 TLT 12 26 -0.25% $10,017 $9,992 42 50% - -$25 -6.8% 5.3h ✓ -
71 VOO 35 11🧊 -0.36% $11,265 $11,224 38 58% - -$41 -5.6% 5.6h ✓ -
72 WFC 13 13 -0.37% $9,366 $9,331 40 53% - -$35 -15.9% 6.5h ✓ -
73 SMCI 15 69🔥 -0.85% $7,465 $7,402 39 59% - -$63 -55.7% 5.3h ✓ -
74 BAC 24 10 -0.89% $10,869 $10,772 40 63% - -$97 -7.2% 6.8h ✓ -
75 DIA 12 10 -1.19% $9,716 $9,600 38 53% - -$116 -11.0% 5.4h ✓ -
76 SCHW 39 12🧊 -1.57% $12,266 $12,074 40 70% - -$193 -7.0% 5.7h ✓ -
77 RBLX 41 23 -1.79% $15,100 $14,830 40 50% - -$270 -18.1% 7.7h ✓ -
78 AXP 28 10 -1.89% $11,461 $11,245 40 58% - -$217 -12.7% 4.9h ✓ -
79 MCD 43 12🧊 -1.99% $12,585 $12,334 40 58% - -$250 -4.1% 5.4h ✓ -
80 DIS 11 12 -2.20% $9,590 $9,379 36 50% - -$211 -21.3% 6.2h ✓ -
81 AMZN 28 17 -2.43% $11,951 $11,660 40 50% - -$290 -15.2% 5.8h ✓ -
82 SPXU 21 17 -2.62% $11,157 $10,864 38 53% - -$292 -19.1% 10.6h ✓ -
83 COST 17 15 -2.85% $10,445 $10,147 42 60% - -$298 -7.2% 5.7h ✓ -
84 SLB 12 10 -3.18% $9,711 $9,402 37 49% - -$309 -18.4% 6.7h ✓ -
85 UNH 20 16 -3.64% $10,574 $10,189 41 61% - -$385 -22.2% 5.8h ✓ -
86 REGN 29 19 -3.65% $12,004 $11,566 37 59% - -$438 -13.4% 6.7h ✓ -
87 ADBE 11 20 -3.78% $8,139 $7,831 40 58% - -$308 -18.6% 6.8h ✓ -
88 ORCL 9 53🔥 -4.01% $9,976 $9,576 34 50% - -$400 -27.9% 6.9h ✓ -
89 BLK 49 10🧊 -4.13% $13,313 $12,763 38 47% - -$550 -4.0% 4.8h ✓ -
90 SQQQ 9 9 -4.36% $5,554 $5,312 38 50% - -$242 -42.9% 6.3h ✓ -
91 C 43 9🧊 -4.79% $13,158 $12,527 40 48% - -$630 -6.0% 5.3h ✓ -
92 MSFT 12 12 -5.10% $9,454 $8,972 36 50% - -$482 -10.0% 4.8h ✓ -
93 GS 59 10🧊 -5.69% $14,997 $14,144 42 45% - -$853 -3.9% 6.1h ✓ -
94 PM 13 16 -6.87% $9,550 $8,894 38 55% - -$656 -10.7% 5.3h ✓ -
95 ISRG 30 32 -6.97% $12,679 $11,796 39 67% - -$884 -17.0% 4.5h ✓ -
96 PEP 14 19 -7.23% $10,261 $9,519 38 55% - -$742 -12.9% 6.3h ✓ -
97 RIVN 10 10 -7.82% $7,901 $7,283 39 59% - -$618 -32.4% 7.7h ✓ -
98 WMT 14 14 -8.88% $10,964 $9,991 34 53% - -$974 -4.5% 6.2h ✓ -
99 NET 28 12 -10.26% $13,478 $12,095 38 39% - -$1,383 -16.9% 6.4h ✓ -
100 TSLA 12 17 -12.16% $9,099 $7,993 37 59% - -$1,106 -25.6% 5.0h ✓ -
101 LCID 11 16 -14.67% $8,032 $6,854 38 61% - -$1,178 -30.7% 5.2h ✓ -
102 SOXL 47 17🧊 -15.49% $30,515 $25,788 40 55% - -$4,727 -43.9% 5.2h ✓ -

👤 Personality

Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.