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Professor Mean
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Professor Mean

The Mathematician

📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)

"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."

Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.

ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.

Mar 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (184d)

📊 Last 6 Months Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last 6 months across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE

$11,553
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at: $10,829 (+$724)
+6.68%
Last 6 Months ROI
62.8%
Win Rate
7,708
Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

Click any period to view detailed stats

+0.3%
1 Month
+2.5%
3 Months
+6.7%
6 Months
+8.1%
YTD
+8.4%
1 Year

Equity Curve (Last 6 Months)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean

When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.

🎯 Best Suited For

Range-bound stocks and ETFs

"Everything reverts to the mean. Everything."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal

📈 Entry Signal

Z-Score ≤ -2.0 (price is 2+ std devs below mean)
→ BUY at current close price

📉 Exit Rules

• MEAN_REVERSION: Z-Score ≥ 0 (price returned to mean)
• STOP_LOSS: Z-Score ≤ -3.0 OR price ≤ entry × 0.92 (-8%)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 10 days

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

MEAN_PERIOD: 20
ENTRY_STD_DEVS: 2
EXIT_AT_MEAN: 1
STOP_LOSS_STD_DEVS: 3
MAX_HOLD_DAYS: 10

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean

Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last 6 Months)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last 6 Months)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 Last 6 Months: Mar 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (184 days)
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
📊 Score — Lifetime Quality Score
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
75+ Elite   60+ Good   40+ Fair   <40 Weak
⚡ Mom — 30-Day Momentum Score
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
75+ Hot   60+ Active   40+ Moderate   <40 Quiet
Spread Indicators — Comparing Mom vs Score reveals regime sensitivity:
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
⚠️ Scores are calculated from simulated backtest data and are for informational purposes only. They do not constitute financial advice or predict future performance. Full methodology →
Rank Symbol Score Mom Return 6M Start Final Value Trades Win Rate Fees Net Max DD Avg Hold Refunds Last Refund Action
1 SOXL 47 17🧊 +79.91% $14,334 $25,788 75 68% - +$11,454 -43.9% 5.2h ✓ -
2 INTC 34 62🔥 +52.28% $9,451 $14,391 77 75% - +$4,941 -24.3% 6.5h ✓ -
3 TQQQ 40 19🧊 +47.93% $10,041 $14,854 72 74% - +$4,813 -17.9% 5.9h ✓ -
4 SOFI 32 61🔥 +32.08% $9,744 $12,870 76 67% - +$3,126 -26.0% 5.5h ✓ -
5 COIN 31 61🔥 +29.15% $11,085 $14,316 77 64% - +$3,231 -42.7% 6.1h ✓ -
6 MARA 34 19 +28.22% $11,515 $14,764 74 74% - +$3,250 -29.5% 6.1h ✓ -
7 AMD 29 42 +25.38% $9,817 $12,309 78 60% - +$2,492 -28.5% 6.3h ✓ -
8 ACN 21 76🔥 +25.19% $8,413 $10,532 78 60% - +$2,119 -15.0% 6.8h ✓ -
9 NVDA 61 55 +24.12% $14,860 $18,444 78 68% - +$3,584 -11.5% 4.4h ✓ -
10 RIOT 20 10 +23.19% $8,860 $10,915 77 68% - +$2,055 -50.0% 7.1h ✓ -
11 MU 34 65🔥 +22.19% $11,279 $13,782 73 62% - +$2,503 -23.5% 4.9h ✓ -
12 CRWD 53 62 +20.71% $13,987 $16,884 76 68% - +$2,897 -12.6% 6.7h ✓ -
13 OXY 17 16 +18.83% $8,711 $10,352 79 67% - +$1,640 -17.0% 6.1h ✓ -
14 USO 45 36 +17.37% $12,413 $14,570 72 67% - +$2,156 -11.5% 5.6h ✓ -
15 VRTX 54 63 +16.75% $11,607 $13,551 76 68% - +$1,944 -5.5% 5.3h ✓ -
16 CRM 36 27 +16.12% $10,768 $12,504 74 62% - +$1,736 -9.2% 8.0h ✓ -
17 XLK 38 15🧊 +15.84% $11,050 $12,800 77 68% - +$1,750 -11.6% 6.8h ✓ -
18 MS 41 12🧊 +14.92% $11,571 $13,298 81 64% - +$1,726 -9.7% 6.1h ✓ -
19 UVXY 26 10 +14.17% $10,697 $12,213 76 64% - +$1,516 -33.5% 6.8h ✓ -
20 QQQ 42 14🧊 +13.24% $10,567 $11,966 73 77% - +$1,399 -4.4% 6.1h ✓ -
21 MRK 46 15🧊 +12.73% $11,962 $13,485 75 63% - +$1,523 -8.0% 4.8h ✓ -
22 JPM 42 17🧊 +12.16% $11,374 $12,757 82 73% - +$1,383 -7.6% 5.9h ✓ -
23 AVGO 39 13🧊 +11.71% $12,266 $13,702 75 63% - +$1,436 -12.8% 5.7h ✓ -
24 AMC 62 36🧊 +11.70% $20,616 $23,028 77 65% - +$2,412 -18.6% 5.2h ✓ -
25 ORCL 9 53🔥 +10.88% $8,637 $9,576 72 57% - +$940 -27.9% 6.9h ✓ -
26 JNJ 52 19🧊 +10.42% $11,715 $12,936 74 68% - +$1,221 -5.7% 5.0h ✓ -
27 ABBV 15 54🔥 +10.31% $9,048 $9,981 76 62% - +$933 -17.6% 6.6h ✓ -
28 GILD 26 55🔥 +9.78% $10,187 $11,183 76 71% - +$996 -18.5% 6.6h ✓ -
29 HOOD 34 40 +9.10% $12,836 $14,004 74 59% - +$1,168 -26.1% 6.6h ✓ -
30 LLY 14 19 +9.01% $8,506 $9,272 84 64% - +$766 -24.9% 5.9h ✓ -
31 PANW 11 33🔥 +8.64% $9,145 $9,935 76 62% - +$790 -24.6% 6.9h ✓ -
32 PG 38 20 +8.06% $11,056 $11,947 80 71% - +$891 -7.0% 6.1h ✓ -
33 RBLX 41 23 +7.70% $13,770 $14,830 77 57% - +$1,060 -18.1% 7.7h ✓ -
34 GME 14 65🔥 +7.65% $7,727 $8,318 74 64% - +$591 -44.4% 6.8h ✓ -
35 ARKK 30 28 +7.62% $10,960 $11,795 74 58% - +$835 -16.4% 6.2h ✓ -
36 CSCO 23 13 +7.55% $9,760 $10,497 73 62% - +$737 -10.7% 7.5h ✓ -
37 HD 21 27 +6.98% $9,732 $10,411 77 65% - +$679 -5.1% 3.8h ✓ -
38 AMGN 35 46 +6.96% $11,352 $12,142 77 70% - +$790 -10.0% 4.5h ✓ -
39 UNH 20 16 +6.94% $9,528 $10,189 75 69% - +$661 -22.2% 5.8h ✓ -
40 IWM 17 10 +6.89% $9,543 $10,200 75 63% - +$658 -14.5% 7.0h ✓ -
41 IBM 28 49🔥 +6.89% $10,469 $11,190 73 60% - +$721 -9.2% 4.7h ✓ -
42 XLF 34 10🧊 +6.77% $10,590 $11,307 75 64% - +$717 -5.4% 6.9h ✓ -
43 VTI 25 10 +6.73% $10,112 $10,793 73 60% - +$681 -8.8% 6.0h ✓ -
44 PFE 25 40 +6.27% $10,341 $10,989 72 65% - +$648 -11.8% 6.2h ✓ -
45 GLD 11 45🔥 +6.16% $9,314 $9,888 78 62% - +$574 -7.6% 5.1h ✓ -
46 SLV 27 74🔥 +6.05% $10,615 $11,257 77 65% - +$642 -25.0% 4.9h ✓ -
47 META 42 69🔥 +5.57% $12,141 $12,818 70 64% - +$676 -5.9% 5.3h ✓ -
48 COP 19 17 +5.45% $10,063 $10,612 76 64% - +$548 -18.3% 5.6h ✓ -
49 BRK-B 49 47 +5.25% $11,853 $12,475 76 68% - +$622 -4.6% 6.3h ✓ -
50 SMCI 15 69🔥 +5.09% $7,043 $7,402 75 64% - +$358 -55.7% 5.3h ✓ -
51 MDT 12 15 +4.95% $9,164 $9,617 77 65% - +$454 -13.7% 4.9h ✓ -
52 KO 33 41 +4.85% $10,766 $11,288 74 72% - +$522 -6.2% 5.8h ✓ -
53 CMCSA 15 39🔥 +4.74% $8,939 $9,363 78 72% - +$424 -19.7% 6.3h ✓ -
54 XLE 21 20 +4.67% $10,076 $10,546 79 67% - +$471 -13.3% 5.3h ✓ -
55 PYPL 15 21 +4.38% $9,633 $10,055 78 63% - +$422 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
56 BAC 24 10 +4.30% $10,328 $10,772 75 68% - +$444 -7.2% 6.8h ✓ -
57 CVX 37 53 +4.22% $11,249 $11,724 79 67% - +$475 -5.5% 6.1h ✓ -
58 BIIB 15 52🔥 +3.85% $9,212 $9,567 79 57% - +$355 -26.8% 4.7h ✓ -
59 TMO 19 19 +3.64% $9,871 $10,230 70 64% - +$359 -13.7% 5.2h ✓ -
60 BMY 54 42 +3.57% $15,229 $15,773 75 65% - +$544 -10.5% 5.6h ✓ -
61 AMZN 28 17 +3.55% $11,261 $11,660 74 57% - +$400 -15.2% 5.8h ✓ -
62 DIA 12 10 +3.15% $9,307 $9,600 73 63% - +$293 -11.0% 5.4h ✓ -
63 C 43 9🧊 +2.86% $12,179 $12,527 77 57% - +$348 -6.0% 5.3h ✓ -
64 SNOW 30 30 +2.57% $11,888 $12,194 75 63% - +$306 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
65 GS 59 10🧊 +2.55% $13,792 $14,144 79 53% - +$352 -3.9% 6.1h ✓ -
66 GOOGL 30 9🧊 +2.19% $11,243 $11,490 71 55% - +$246 -9.9% 5.7h ✓ -
67 SPY 30 10 +1.94% $10,673 $10,880 77 60% - +$207 -7.1% 5.9h ✓ -
68 MA 32 21 +1.94% $10,962 $11,175 80 63% - +$213 -5.8% 7.6h ✓ -
69 NIO 12 16 +1.86% $9,081 $9,250 77 57% - +$169 -30.0% 6.6h ✓ -
70 VOO 35 11🧊 +1.60% $11,048 $11,224 77 60% - +$177 -5.6% 5.6h ✓ -
71 AXP 28 10 +1.59% $11,069 $11,245 80 58% - +$176 -12.7% 4.9h ✓ -
72 DIS 11 12 +1.53% $9,237 $9,379 74 58% - +$141 -21.3% 6.2h ✓ -
73 VXX 30 10🧊 +1.38% $12,836 $13,013 79 59% - +$177 -19.3% 6.2h ✓ -
74 WFC 13 13 +0.81% $9,256 $9,331 76 62% - +$75 -15.9% 6.5h ✓ -
75 TLT 12 26 +0.39% $9,954 $9,992 78 58% - +$39 -6.8% 5.3h ✓ -
76 REGN 29 19 +0.32% $11,529 $11,566 76 68% - +$37 -13.4% 6.7h ✓ -
77 NFLX 30 27 +0.16% $11,717 $11,736 78 60% - +$19 -13.7% 6.8h ✓ -
78 DKNG 32 34 -0.01% $12,312 $12,310 78 63% - -$1 -14.0% 5.1h ✓ -
79 V 16 22 -0.58% $10,202 $10,143 75 56% - -$59 -5.0% 6.8h ✓ -
80 XOM 19 36 -0.72% $10,323 $10,248 73 63% - -$74 -9.1% 5.5h ✓ -
81 ARM 27 19 -0.73% $11,865 $11,779 71 59% - -$87 -16.8% 6.3h ✓ -
82 VZ 15 16 -1.17% $10,247 $10,127 72 60% - -$120 -12.7% 5.7h ✓ -
83 SLB 12 10 -1.75% $9,570 $9,402 73 53% - -$167 -18.4% 6.7h ✓ -
84 MCD 43 12🧊 -1.84% $12,566 $12,334 76 59% - -$231 -4.1% 5.4h ✓ -
85 NET 28 12 -1.91% $12,330 $12,095 75 53% - -$236 -16.9% 6.4h ✓ -
86 AAPL 28 10 -2.20% $11,647 $11,390 69 64% - -$256 -13.3% 6.8h ✓ -
87 COST 17 15 -2.25% $10,380 $10,147 76 62% - -$234 -7.2% 5.7h ✓ -
88 PEP 14 19 -2.96% $9,809 $9,519 74 62% - -$290 -12.9% 6.3h ✓ -
89 SCHW 39 12🧊 -4.30% $12,616 $12,074 77 70% - -$543 -7.0% 5.7h ✓ -
90 BLK 49 10🧊 -4.92% $13,424 $12,763 78 56% - -$660 -4.0% 4.8h ✓ -
91 ADBE 11 20 -5.25% $8,265 $7,831 77 60% - -$434 -18.6% 6.8h ✓ -
92 SPXU 21 17 -5.29% $11,471 $10,864 73 53% - -$607 -19.1% 10.6h ✓ -
93 MRNA 10 16 -5.99% $6,040 $5,678 77 61% - -$362 -31.7% 6.1h ✓ -
94 ISRG 30 32 -6.40% $12,602 $11,796 76 64% - -$807 -17.0% 4.5h ✓ -
95 MSFT 12 12 -6.70% $9,616 $8,972 71 48% - -$644 -10.0% 4.8h ✓ -
96 RIVN 10 10 -10.87% $8,172 $7,283 72 57% - -$888 -32.4% 7.7h ✓ -
97 PM 13 16 -12.58% $10,174 $8,894 75 57% - -$1,280 -10.7% 5.3h ✓ -
98 WMT 14 14 -12.59% $11,430 $9,991 69 57% - -$1,439 -4.5% 6.2h ✓ -
99 TSLA 12 17 -13.57% $9,248 $7,993 74 59% - -$1,255 -25.6% 5.0h ✓ -
100 PLTR 47 30 -17.02% $19,199 $15,931 77 60% - -$3,268 -11.2% 4.9h ✓ -
101 SQQQ 9 9 -20.82% $6,709 $5,312 72 46% - -$1,397 -42.9% 6.3h ✓ -
102 LCID 11 16 -30.27% $9,829 $6,854 76 61% - -$2,975 -30.7% 5.2h ✓ -

👤 Personality

Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.