Professor Mean
The Mathematician
📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."
Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.
ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.
📊 Last 6 Months Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last 6 months across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE
Quick Performance Comparison
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Equity Curve (Last 6 Months)
Combined P&L across all 102 symbols
⚙️ Trading Strategy
Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean
When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.
🎯 Best Suited For
Range-bound stocks and ETFs
📜 Why This Strategy Works
Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.
Mathematical Formula
CODE VERIFIED —
These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php
📊 Entry Signal
📈 Entry Signal
📉 Exit Rules
⚙️ Simulation Parameters
📖 Historical Origin
Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean
Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.
🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last 6 Months)
📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last 6 Months)
📊 All Symbol Results
Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
| Rank | Symbol | Score | Mom | Return | 6M Start | Final Value | Trades | Win Rate | Fees | Net | Max DD | Avg Hold | Refunds | Last Refund | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
SOXL
|
56 | 83🔥 | +120.34% | $14,201 | $31,290 | 67 | 70% | - | +$17,089 | -43.9% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 2 |
INTC
|
30 | 90🔥 | +52.55% | $8,817 | $13,450 | 75 | 68% | - | +$4,633 | -24.3% | 6.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 3 |
NET
|
35 | 76🔥 | +32.31% | $10,291 | $13,616 | 73 | 64% | - | +$3,325 | -16.9% | 6.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 4 |
UVXY
|
23 | 32 | +30.70% | $8,664 | $11,324 | 72 | 64% | - | +$2,660 | -33.5% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 5 |
MU
|
34 | 60🔥 | +25.99% | $10,528 | $13,264 | 70 | 64% | - | +$2,736 | -23.5% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 6 |
MARA
|
28 | 86🔥 | +24.39% | $10,607 | $13,194 | 72 | 72% | - | +$2,587 | -29.5% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 7 |
AMD
|
27 | 66🔥 | +20.12% | $9,964 | $11,969 | 77 | 62% | - | +$2,005 | -28.5% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 8 |
CRM
|
32 | 70🔥 | +20.02% | $9,932 | $11,920 | 72 | 65% | - | +$1,988 | -9.2% | 8.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 9 |
ORCL
|
14 | 38🔥 | +18.94% | $8,621 | $10,254 | 74 | 62% | - | +$1,633 | -27.9% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 10 |
TQQQ
|
30 | 79🔥 | +17.74% | $10,358 | $12,196 | 73 | 67% | - | +$1,838 | -17.9% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 11 |
USO
|
37 | 13🧊 | +17.27% | $11,175 | $13,104 | 73 | 62% | - | +$1,930 | -11.5% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 12 |
MRK
|
46 | 29 | +16.47% | $11,534 | $13,434 | 76 | 66% | - | +$1,900 | -8.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 13 |
RBLX
|
41 | 65🔥 | +15.57% | $13,010 | $15,035 | 74 | 64% | - | +$2,026 | -18.1% | 7.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 14 |
UNH
|
24 | 65🔥 | +14.66% | $9,181 | $10,527 | 72 | 74% | - | +$1,346 | -22.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 15 |
VXX
|
30 | 54🔥 | +14.15% | $11,339 | $12,944 | 72 | 60% | - | +$1,605 | -19.3% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 16 |
MS
|
37 | 23 | +13.73% | $10,900 | $12,397 | 73 | 68% | - | +$1,497 | -9.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 17 |
AVGO
|
38 | 22 | +13.10% | $11,873 | $13,429 | 76 | 63% | - | +$1,555 | -12.8% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 18 |
GILD
|
21 | 20 | +12.55% | $9,320 | $10,489 | 74 | 64% | - | +$1,170 | -18.5% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 19 |
XLK
|
36 | 57🔥 | +12.29% | $10,833 | $12,164 | 77 | 73% | - | +$1,331 | -11.6% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 20 |
NVDA
|
53 | 58 | +12.24% | $14,161 | $15,895 | 76 | 62% | - | +$1,733 | -11.5% | 4.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 21 |
AMGN
|
33 | 16 | +12.20% | $10,538 | $11,824 | 77 | 69% | - | +$1,286 | -10.0% | 4.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 22 |
AMZN
|
28 | 17 | +12.13% | $10,522 | $11,798 | 71 | 66% | - | +$1,276 | -15.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 23 |
RIVN
|
11 | 9 | +11.65% | $7,072 | $7,896 | 74 | 65% | - | +$824 | -32.4% | 7.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 24 |
C
|
47 | 44 | +11.55% | $11,785 | $13,146 | 71 | 58% | - | +$1,361 | -6.0% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 25 |
SOFI
|
27 | 54🔥 | +11.40% | $10,249 | $11,418 | 71 | 63% | - | +$1,168 | -26.0% | 5.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 26 |
GS
|
68 | 67 | +11.17% | $13,528 | $15,039 | 75 | 61% | - | +$1,511 | -3.9% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 27 |
PG
|
36 | 49 | +10.63% | $10,561 | $11,684 | 72 | 75% | - | +$1,123 | -7.0% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 28 |
DIS
|
11 | 40🔥 | +10.46% | $8,673 | $9,580 | 75 | 64% | - | +$907 | -21.3% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 29 |
JNJ
|
49 | 25🧊 | +10.29% | $11,329 | $12,495 | 69 | 71% | - | +$1,166 | -5.7% | 5.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 30 |
KO
|
33 | 12🧊 | +9.59% | $10,243 | $11,225 | 72 | 74% | - | +$982 | -6.2% | 5.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 31 |
COP
|
15 | 40🔥 | +9.56% | $9,317 | $10,208 | 70 | 71% | - | +$891 | -18.3% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 32 |
OXY
|
11 | 57🔥 | +9.36% | $8,565 | $9,366 | 72 | 65% | - | +$802 | -17.0% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 33 |
RIOT
|
19 | 34 | +8.82% | $9,110 | $9,914 | 71 | 68% | - | +$804 | -50.0% | 7.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 34 |
IWM
|
13 | 33 | +8.51% | $9,357 | $10,153 | 71 | 59% | - | +$796 | -14.5% | 7.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 35 |
NIO
|
12 | 9 | +7.96% | $8,559 | $9,240 | 68 | 63% | - | +$681 | -30.0% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 36 |
COIN
|
20 | 31 | +7.69% | $9,968 | $10,734 | 71 | 59% | - | +$767 | -42.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 37 |
REGN
|
32 | 47 | +7.48% | $11,143 | $11,977 | 76 | 71% | - | +$834 | -13.4% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 38 |
VTI
|
25 | 39 | +6.56% | $10,036 | $10,694 | 71 | 66% | - | +$658 | -8.8% | 6.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 39 |
CRWD
|
48 | 80🔥 | +6.18% | $14,665 | $15,571 | 70 | 66% | - | +$906 | -12.6% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 40 |
ARKK
|
27 | 61🔥 | +5.77% | $10,799 | $11,422 | 74 | 59% | - | +$623 | -16.4% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 41 |
LLY
|
14 | 46🔥 | +5.77% | $8,559 | $9,053 | 76 | 70% | - | +$494 | -24.9% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 42 |
BIIB
|
15 | 24 | +5.53% | $8,884 | $9,376 | 77 | 61% | - | +$491 | -26.8% | 4.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 43 |
PEP
|
17 | 12 | +5.52% | $9,757 | $10,296 | 71 | 68% | - | +$539 | -12.9% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 44 |
JPM
|
38 | 43 | +5.43% | $11,571 | $12,199 | 76 | 68% | - | +$628 | -7.6% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 45 |
MA
|
30 | 17 | +5.14% | $10,453 | $10,991 | 73 | 62% | - | +$537 | -5.8% | 7.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 46 |
MDT
|
13 | 49🔥 | +5.03% | $9,081 | $9,538 | 70 | 66% | - | +$457 | -13.7% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 47 |
QQQ
|
33 | 55🔥 | +4.76% | $10,696 | $11,205 | 72 | 69% | - | +$509 | -4.4% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 48 |
PFE
|
21 | 23 | +4.41% | $10,088 | $10,533 | 72 | 63% | - | +$445 | -11.8% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 49 |
AMC
|
69 | 37🧊 | +4.39% | $17,850 | $18,633 | 76 | 66% | - | +$784 | -18.6% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 50 |
NFLX
|
28 | 9 | +4.21% | $10,992 | $11,455 | 72 | 63% | - | +$463 | -13.7% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 51 |
CSCO
|
15 | 35🔥 | +3.96% | $9,746 | $10,132 | 70 | 66% | - | +$386 | -10.7% | 7.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 52 |
VRTX
|
41 | 51 | +3.55% | $11,640 | $12,054 | 70 | 56% | - | +$413 | -5.5% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 53 |
SPXU
|
24 | 35 | +3.53% | $10,928 | $11,314 | 72 | 57% | - | +$386 | -19.1% | 10.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 54 |
BAC
|
25 | 47🔥 | +3.43% | $10,501 | $10,861 | 72 | 61% | - | +$360 | -7.2% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 55 |
TSLA
|
12 | 17 | +3.26% | $8,856 | $9,145 | 73 | 59% | - | +$289 | -25.6% | 5.0h | ✓ | - | |
| 56 |
AXP
|
29 | 18 | +2.83% | $11,110 | $11,424 | 76 | 55% | - | +$314 | -12.7% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 57 |
XLE
|
11 | 28 | +2.74% | $9,363 | $9,620 | 75 | 61% | - | +$257 | -13.3% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 58 |
BRK-B
|
43 | 19🧊 | +2.69% | $11,632 | $11,945 | 71 | 61% | - | +$313 | -4.6% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 59 |
VOO
|
36 | 30 | +2.49% | $11,014 | $11,288 | 73 | 60% | - | +$274 | -5.6% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 60 |
VZ
|
15 | 17 | +2.43% | $9,782 | $10,020 | 70 | 63% | - | +$238 | -12.7% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 61 |
SPY
|
31 | 29 | +2.31% | $10,655 | $10,901 | 72 | 61% | - | +$246 | -7.1% | 5.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 62 |
MCD
|
47 | 14🧊 | +2.26% | $12,307 | $12,585 | 71 | 54% | - | +$278 | -4.1% | 5.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 63 |
XLF
|
32 | 27 | +1.91% | $10,992 | $11,202 | 72 | 64% | - | +$210 | -5.4% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 64 |
DIA
|
13 | 36🔥 | +1.87% | $9,556 | $9,735 | 70 | 61% | - | +$179 | -11.0% | 5.4h | ✓ | - | |
| 65 |
ISRG
|
34 | 17 | +1.46% | $12,475 | $12,657 | 72 | 58% | - | +$182 | -17.0% | 4.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 66 |
GOOGL
|
28 | 25 | +1.17% | $11,158 | $11,289 | 68 | 56% | - | +$131 | -9.9% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 67 |
SMCI
|
15 | 46🔥 | +0.92% | $7,422 | $7,490 | 73 | 64% | - | +$68 | -55.7% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 68 |
SLB
|
12 | 9 | +0.70% | $9,742 | $9,811 | 69 | 59% | - | +$68 | -18.4% | 6.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 69 |
CVX
|
28 | 43 | +0.59% | $10,774 | $10,838 | 75 | 64% | - | +$64 | -5.5% | 6.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 70 |
AAPL
|
28 | 17 | +0.41% | $11,292 | $11,339 | 69 | 65% | - | +$46 | -13.3% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 71 |
PANW
|
11 | 52🔥 | -0.14% | $9,653 | $9,640 | 74 | 57% | - | -$14 | -24.6% | 6.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 72 |
ABBV
|
15 | 50🔥 | -0.50% | $10,008 | $9,958 | 74 | 66% | - | -$50 | -17.6% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 73 |
BMY
|
52 | 17🧊 | -0.94% | $15,300 | $15,156 | 70 | 61% | - | -$144 | -10.5% | 5.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 74 |
HD
|
21 | 46🔥 | -1.06% | $10,489 | $10,377 | 71 | 65% | - | -$111 | -5.1% | 3.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 75 |
PYPL
|
13 | 16 | -1.70% | $10,073 | $9,902 | 79 | 56% | - | -$171 | -17.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 76 |
COST
|
22 | 47🔥 | -1.73% | $10,584 | $10,401 | 70 | 59% | - | -$183 | -7.2% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 77 |
TLT
|
13 | 6 | -1.78% | $10,199 | $10,018 | 74 | 59% | - | -$182 | -6.8% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 78 |
TMO
|
13 | 14 | -2.15% | $9,817 | $9,606 | 71 | 62% | - | -$211 | -13.7% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 79 |
BLK
|
56 | 29🧊 | -2.36% | $13,682 | $13,359 | 75 | 63% | - | -$323 | -4.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 80 |
GLD
|
11 | 46🔥 | -2.59% | $9,942 | $9,685 | 74 | 59% | - | -$258 | -7.6% | 5.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 81 |
WMT
|
30 | 26 | -2.84% | $11,251 | $10,932 | 70 | 64% | - | -$320 | -4.5% | 6.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 82 |
GME
|
13 | 15 | -3.05% | $7,726 | $7,490 | 75 | 53% | - | -$236 | -44.4% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 83 |
SCHW
|
41 | 9🧊 | -3.07% | $12,718 | $12,328 | 74 | 66% | - | -$390 | -7.0% | 5.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 84 |
WFC
|
13 | 24 | -4.31% | $9,749 | $9,329 | 71 | 65% | - | -$420 | -15.9% | 6.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 85 |
ARM
|
26 | 34 | -4.96% | $12,143 | $11,540 | 70 | 54% | - | -$602 | -16.8% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 86 |
ACN
|
12 | 66🔥 | -5.15% | $9,142 | $8,672 | 76 | 57% | - | -$471 | -15.0% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 87 |
V
|
12 | 15 | -5.66% | $10,556 | $9,958 | 74 | 57% | - | -$597 | -5.0% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 88 |
META
|
34 | 17 | -5.82% | $12,404 | $11,682 | 71 | 61% | - | -$722 | -5.9% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 89 |
IBM
|
18 | 9 | -6.48% | $11,005 | $10,292 | 69 | 54% | - | -$713 | -9.2% | 4.7h | ✓ | - | |
| 90 |
XOM
|
13 | 47🔥 | -7.01% | $10,718 | $9,967 | 70 | 59% | - | -$751 | -9.1% | 5.5h | ✓ | - | |
| 91 |
CMCSA
|
13 | 19 | -7.29% | $9,048 | $8,388 | 68 | 68% | - | -$660 | -19.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 92 |
ADBE
|
10 | 16 | -8.29% | $8,870 | $8,134 | 74 | 59% | - | -$735 | -18.6% | 6.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 93 |
MSFT
|
12 | 11 | -9.28% | $10,283 | $9,329 | 70 | 51% | - | -$954 | -10.0% | 4.8h | ✓ | - | |
| 94 |
SNOW
|
27 | 43 | -9.36% | $13,017 | $11,799 | 66 | 58% | - | -$1,218 | -17.7% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 95 |
PM
|
13 | 13 | -10.65% | $10,659 | $9,524 | 68 | 56% | - | -$1,135 | -10.7% | 5.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 96 |
SLV
|
21 | 51🔥 | -12.47% | $11,783 | $10,313 | 73 | 59% | - | -$1,469 | -25.0% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 97 |
SQQQ
|
8 | 9 | -13.02% | $6,302 | $5,482 | 72 | 53% | - | -$821 | -42.9% | 6.3h | ✓ | - | |
| 98 |
DKNG
|
30 | 16 | -13.32% | $13,774 | $11,939 | 74 | 62% | - | -$1,835 | -14.0% | 5.1h | ✓ | - | |
| 99 |
LCID
|
11 | 15 | -13.55% | $9,291 | $8,032 | 74 | 61% | - | -$1,259 | -30.7% | 5.2h | ✓ | - | |
| 100 |
PLTR
|
49 | 17🧊 | -14.48% | $18,785 | $16,065 | 77 | 68% | - | -$2,720 | -11.2% | 4.9h | ✓ | - | |
| 101 |
HOOD
|
30 | 9🧊 | -18.30% | $14,843 | $12,127 | 69 | 46% | - | -$2,716 | -26.1% | 6.6h | ✓ | - | |
| 102 |
MRNA
|
9 | 21 | -29.51% | $7,653 | $5,395 | 72 | 58% | - | -$2,258 | -31.7% | 6.1h | ✓ | - |
👤 Personality
Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.
SOXL
INTC
NET
UVXY
MU
MARA
AMD
CRM
ORCL
TQQQ
MRNA
HOOD
PLTR
LCID
DKNG
USO
MRK
RBLX
UNH
VXX
MS
AVGO
GILD
XLK
NVDA
AMGN
AMZN
RIVN
C
SOFI
GS
PG
DIS
JNJ
KO
COP
OXY
RIOT
IWM
NIO
COIN
REGN
VTI
CRWD
ARKK
LLY
BIIB
PEP
JPM
MA
MDT
QQQ
PFE
AMC
NFLX
CSCO
VRTX
SPXU
BAC
TSLA
AXP
XLE
BRK-B
VOO
VZ
SPY
MCD
XLF
DIA
ISRG
GOOGL
SMCI
SLB
CVX
AAPL
PANW
ABBV
BMY
HD
PYPL
COST
TLT
TMO
BLK
GLD
WMT
GME
SCHW
WFC
ARM
ACN
V
META
IBM
XOM
CMCSA
ADBE
MSFT
SNOW
PM
SLV
SQQQ