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Professor Mean
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Professor Mean

The Mathematician

📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)

"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."

Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.

ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.

Sep 24, 2024 → Sep 24, 2026 (730d)

📊 2 Years Performance: We gave Professor Mean $10,000 and let him trade 102 stock symbols from Dec 31, 2023 to today. 🟢 LIVE

$11,579
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at: $10,000 (+$1,579)
+15.79%
2-Year ROI
60.6%
Win Rate
31,366
Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

Click any period to view detailed stats

+0.3%
1 Month
+2.5%
3 Months
+6.7%
6 Months
+8.1%
YTD
+8.4%
1 Year

Equity Curve (2 Years)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean

When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.

🎯 Best Suited For

Range-bound stocks and ETFs

"Everything reverts to the mean. Everything."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal

📈 Entry Signal

Z-Score ≤ -2.0 (price is 2+ std devs below mean)
→ BUY at current close price

📉 Exit Rules

• MEAN_REVERSION: Z-Score ≥ 0 (price returned to mean)
• STOP_LOSS: Z-Score ≤ -3.0 OR price ≤ entry × 0.92 (-8%)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 10 days

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

MEAN_PERIOD: 20
ENTRY_STD_DEVS: 2
EXIT_AT_MEAN: 1
STOP_LOSS_STD_DEVS: 3
MAX_HOLD_DAYS: 10

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean

Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (2 Years)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (2 Years)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 2 Years: Sep 24, 2024 → Sep 24, 2026 (730 days)
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
📊 Score — Lifetime Quality Score
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
75+ Elite   60+ Good   40+ Fair   <40 Weak
⚡ Mom — 30-Day Momentum Score
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
75+ Hot   60+ Active   40+ Moderate   <40 Quiet
Spread Indicators — Comparing Mom vs Score reveals regime sensitivity:
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
⚠️ Scores are calculated from simulated backtest data and are for informational purposes only. They do not constitute financial advice or predict future performance. Full methodology →
Rank Symbol Score Mom Return Start Final Value Trades Win Rate Fees Net Max DD Avg Hold Refunds Last Refund Action
1 SOXL 47 17🧊 +157.88% $10,000 $25,788 299 63% - +$15,788 -43.9% 5.2h ✓ -
2 AMC 62 36🧊 +130.28% $10,000 $23,028 317 65% - +$13,028 -18.6% 5.2h ✓ -
3 NVDA 61 55 +84.44% $10,000 $18,444 317 63% - +$8,444 -11.5% 4.4h ✓ -
4 CRWD 53 62 +68.84% $10,000 $16,884 309 63% - +$6,884 -12.6% 6.7h ✓ -
5 PLTR 47 30 +59.31% $10,000 $15,931 306 61% - +$5,931 -11.2% 4.9h ✓ -
6 BMY 54 42 +57.73% $10,000 $15,773 304 66% - +$5,773 -10.5% 5.6h ✓ -
7 TQQQ 40 19🧊 +48.54% $10,000 $14,854 308 63% - +$4,854 -17.9% 5.9h ✓ -
8 RBLX 41 23 +48.30% $10,000 $14,830 312 62% - +$4,830 -18.1% 7.7h ✓ -
9 MARA 34 19 +47.64% $10,000 $14,764 311 64% - +$4,764 -29.5% 6.1h ✓ -
10 USO 45 36 +45.70% $10,000 $14,570 298 57% - +$4,570 -11.5% 5.6h ✓ -
11 INTC 34 62🔥 +43.91% $10,000 $14,391 317 60% - +$4,391 -24.3% 6.5h ✓ -
12 COIN 31 61🔥 +43.16% $10,000 $14,316 304 57% - +$4,316 -42.7% 6.1h ✓ -
13 GS 59 10🧊 +41.44% $10,000 $14,144 316 60% - +$4,144 -3.9% 6.1h ✓ -
14 HOOD 34 40 +40.04% $10,000 $14,004 308 59% - +$4,004 -26.1% 6.6h ✓ -
15 MU 34 65🔥 +37.82% $10,000 $13,782 290 61% - +$3,782 -23.5% 4.9h ✓ -
16 AVGO 39 13🧊 +37.02% $10,000 $13,702 312 60% - +$3,702 -12.8% 5.7h ✓ -
17 VRTX 54 63 +35.51% $10,000 $13,551 311 63% - +$3,551 -5.5% 5.3h ✓ -
18 MRK 46 15🧊 +34.85% $10,000 $13,485 304 62% - +$3,485 -8.0% 4.8h ✓ -
19 MS 41 12🧊 +32.98% $10,000 $13,298 319 61% - +$3,298 -9.7% 6.1h ✓ -
20 VXX 30 10🧊 +30.13% $10,000 $13,013 304 60% - +$3,013 -19.3% 6.2h ✓ -
21 JNJ 52 19🧊 +29.36% $10,000 $12,936 302 66% - +$2,936 -5.7% 5.0h ✓ -
22 SOFI 32 61🔥 +28.70% $10,000 $12,870 305 63% - +$2,870 -26.0% 5.5h ✓ -
23 META 42 69🔥 +28.18% $10,000 $12,818 314 60% - +$2,818 -5.9% 5.3h ✓ -
24 XLK 38 15🧊 +28.00% $10,000 $12,800 322 64% - +$2,800 -11.6% 6.8h ✓ -
25 BLK 49 10🧊 +27.63% $10,000 $12,763 307 62% - +$2,763 -4.0% 4.8h ✓ -
26 JPM 42 17🧊 +27.57% $10,000 $12,757 312 61% - +$2,757 -7.6% 5.9h ✓ -
27 C 43 9🧊 +25.27% $10,000 $12,527 309 58% - +$2,527 -6.0% 5.3h ✓ -
28 CRM 36 27 +25.04% $10,000 $12,504 307 61% - +$2,504 -9.2% 8.0h ✓ -
29 BRK-B 49 47 +24.75% $10,000 $12,475 315 63% - +$2,475 -4.6% 6.3h ✓ -
30 MCD 43 12🧊 +23.34% $10,000 $12,334 309 58% - +$2,334 -4.1% 5.4h ✓ -
31 DKNG 32 34 +23.10% $10,000 $12,310 309 62% - +$2,310 -14.0% 5.1h ✓ -
32 AMD 29 42 +23.09% $10,000 $12,309 315 59% - +$2,309 -28.5% 6.3h ✓ -
33 UVXY 26 10 +22.13% $10,000 $12,213 302 63% - +$2,213 -33.5% 6.8h ✓ -
34 SNOW 30 30 +21.94% $10,000 $12,194 313 60% - +$2,194 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
35 AMGN 35 46 +21.42% $10,000 $12,142 314 64% - +$2,142 -10.0% 4.5h ✓ -
36 NET 28 12 +20.95% $10,000 $12,095 308 56% - +$2,095 -16.9% 6.4h ✓ -
37 SCHW 39 12🧊 +20.74% $10,000 $12,074 314 65% - +$2,074 -7.0% 5.7h ✓ -
38 QQQ 42 14🧊 +19.66% $10,000 $11,966 306 64% - +$1,966 -4.4% 6.1h ✓ -
39 PG 38 20 +19.47% $10,000 $11,947 315 65% - +$1,947 -7.0% 6.1h ✓ -
40 ISRG 30 32 +17.96% $10,000 $11,796 312 62% - +$1,796 -17.0% 4.5h ✓ -
41 ARKK 30 28 +17.95% $10,000 $11,795 306 60% - +$1,795 -16.4% 6.2h ✓ -
42 ARM 27 19 +17.79% $10,000 $11,779 316 57% - +$1,779 -16.8% 6.3h ✓ -
43 NFLX 30 27 +17.36% $10,000 $11,736 316 62% - +$1,736 -13.7% 6.8h ✓ -
44 CVX 37 53 +17.24% $10,000 $11,724 320 63% - +$1,724 -5.5% 6.1h ✓ -
45 AMZN 28 17 +16.60% $10,000 $11,660 312 58% - +$1,660 -15.2% 5.8h ✓ -
46 REGN 29 19 +15.66% $10,000 $11,566 312 63% - +$1,566 -13.4% 6.7h ✓ -
47 GOOGL 30 9🧊 +14.90% $10,000 $11,490 297 59% - +$1,490 -9.9% 5.7h ✓ -
48 AAPL 28 10 +13.90% $10,000 $11,390 305 62% - +$1,390 -13.3% 6.8h ✓ -
49 XLF 34 10🧊 +13.07% $10,000 $11,307 307 57% - +$1,307 -5.4% 6.9h ✓ -
50 KO 33 41 +12.88% $10,000 $11,288 297 63% - +$1,288 -6.2% 5.8h ✓ -
51 SLV 27 74🔥 +12.57% $10,000 $11,257 310 66% - +$1,257 -25.0% 4.9h ✓ -
52 AXP 28 10 +12.45% $10,000 $11,245 316 60% - +$1,245 -12.7% 4.9h ✓ -
53 VOO 35 11🧊 +12.24% $10,000 $11,224 309 60% - +$1,224 -5.6% 5.6h ✓ -
54 IBM 28 49🔥 +11.90% $10,000 $11,190 304 59% - +$1,190 -9.2% 4.7h ✓ -
55 GILD 26 55🔥 +11.83% $10,000 $11,183 305 63% - +$1,183 -18.5% 6.6h ✓ -
56 MA 32 21 +11.75% $10,000 $11,175 315 63% - +$1,175 -5.8% 7.6h ✓ -
57 PFE 25 40 +9.89% $10,000 $10,989 306 62% - +$989 -11.8% 6.2h ✓ -
58 RIOT 20 10 +9.15% $10,000 $10,915 303 58% - +$915 -50.0% 7.1h ✓ -
59 SPY 30 10 +8.80% $10,000 $10,880 306 62% - +$880 -7.1% 5.9h ✓ -
60 SPXU 21 17 +8.64% $10,000 $10,864 169 57% - +$864 -19.1% 10.6h ✓ -
61 VTI 25 10 +7.93% $10,000 $10,793 305 59% - +$793 -8.8% 6.0h ✓ -
62 BAC 24 10 +7.72% $10,000 $10,772 311 59% - +$772 -7.2% 6.8h ✓ -
63 COP 19 17 +6.12% $10,000 $10,612 306 60% - +$612 -18.3% 5.6h ✓ -
64 XLE 21 20 +5.46% $10,000 $10,546 315 59% - +$546 -13.3% 5.3h ✓ -
65 ACN 21 76🔥 +5.32% $10,000 $10,532 318 60% - +$532 -15.0% 6.8h ✓ -
66 CSCO 23 13 +4.97% $10,000 $10,497 308 62% - +$497 -10.7% 7.5h ✓ -
67 HD 21 27 +4.11% $10,000 $10,411 310 56% - +$411 -5.1% 3.8h ✓ -
68 OXY 17 16 +3.52% $10,000 $10,352 312 59% - +$352 -17.0% 6.1h ✓ -
69 XOM 19 36 +2.48% $10,000 $10,248 315 61% - +$248 -9.1% 5.5h ✓ -
70 TMO 19 19 +2.30% $10,000 $10,230 308 60% - +$230 -13.7% 5.2h ✓ -
71 IWM 17 10 +2.00% $10,000 $10,200 304 59% - +$200 -14.5% 7.0h ✓ -
72 UNH 20 16 +1.89% $10,000 $10,189 319 66% - +$189 -22.2% 5.8h ✓ -
73 COST 17 15 +1.47% $10,000 $10,147 313 60% - +$147 -7.2% 5.7h ✓ -
74 V 16 22 +1.43% $10,000 $10,143 313 58% - +$143 -5.0% 6.8h ✓ -
75 VZ 15 16 +1.27% $10,000 $10,127 303 62% - +$127 -12.7% 5.7h ✓ -
76 PYPL 15 21 +0.55% $10,000 $10,055 293 60% - +$55 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
77 TLT 12 26 -0.08% $10,000 $9,992 312 57% - -$8 -6.8% 5.3h ✓ -
78 WMT 14 14 -0.09% $10,000 $9,991 295 62% - -$9 -4.5% 6.2h ✓ -
79 ABBV 15 54🔥 -0.19% $10,000 $9,981 308 63% - -$19 -17.6% 6.6h ✓ -
80 PANW 11 33🔥 -0.65% $10,000 $9,935 308 56% - -$65 -24.6% 6.9h ✓ -
81 GLD 11 45🔥 -1.12% $10,000 $9,888 304 60% - -$112 -7.6% 5.1h ✓ -
82 MDT 12 15 -3.83% $10,000 $9,617 306 58% - -$383 -13.7% 4.9h ✓ -
83 DIA 12 10 -4.00% $10,000 $9,600 302 56% - -$400 -11.0% 5.4h ✓ -
84 ORCL 9 53🔥 -4.24% $10,000 $9,576 311 54% - -$424 -27.9% 6.9h ✓ -
85 BIIB 15 52🔥 -4.33% $10,000 $9,567 313 64% - -$433 -26.8% 4.7h ✓ -
86 PEP 14 19 -4.81% $10,000 $9,519 309 62% - -$481 -12.9% 6.3h ✓ -
87 SLB 12 10 -5.98% $10,000 $9,402 307 61% - -$598 -18.4% 6.7h ✓ -
88 DIS 11 12 -6.21% $10,000 $9,379 319 55% - -$621 -21.3% 6.2h ✓ -
89 CMCSA 15 39🔥 -6.37% $10,000 $9,363 313 63% - -$637 -19.7% 6.3h ✓ -
90 WFC 13 13 -6.69% $10,000 $9,331 307 60% - -$669 -15.9% 6.5h ✓ -
91 LLY 14 19 -7.28% $10,000 $9,272 315 63% - -$728 -24.9% 5.9h ✓ -
92 NIO 12 16 -7.50% $10,000 $9,250 303 59% - -$750 -30.0% 6.6h ✓ -
93 MSFT 12 12 -10.28% $10,000 $8,972 309 55% - -$1,028 -10.0% 4.8h ✓ -
94 PM 13 16 -11.06% $10,000 $8,894 305 57% - -$1,106 -10.7% 5.3h ✓ -
95 GME 14 65🔥 -16.82% $10,000 $8,318 308 62% - -$1,682 -44.4% 6.8h ✓ -
96 TSLA 12 17 -20.07% $10,000 $7,993 308 59% - -$2,007 -25.6% 5.0h ✓ -
97 ADBE 11 20 -21.69% $10,000 $7,831 316 58% - -$2,169 -18.6% 6.8h ✓ -
98 SMCI 15 69🔥 -25.98% $10,000 $7,402 307 60% - -$2,598 -55.7% 5.3h ✓ -
99 RIVN 10 10 -27.17% $10,000 $7,283 306 58% - -$2,717 -32.4% 7.7h ✓ -
100 LCID 11 16 -31.46% $10,000 $6,854 308 61% - -$3,146 -30.7% 5.2h ✓ -
101 MRNA 10 16 -43.22% $10,000 $5,678 306 60% - -$4,322 -31.7% 6.1h ✓ -
102 SQQQ 9 9 -46.88% $10,000 $5,312 301 53% - -$4,688 -42.9% 6.3h ✓ -

👤 Personality

Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.