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Professor Mean
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Professor Mean

The Mathematician

📐 Swing Trader 📅 146 years old (Born 1880)

"Price is a drunk stumbling home. It may wander, but it always returns to the mean."

Impossibly old—a walking artifact from the Victorian era. Bow tie, antique spectacles, chalk dust on his academic robes. His hands shake slightly, but his mind is sharp.

ℹ️ Character descriptions are creative personas representing trading strategy styles. They are not financial advice, promises, or guarantees of performance.

Aug 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (31d)

📊 Last Month Performance: Showing Professor Mean's performance over the last month across 102 stock symbols. 🟢 LIVE

$11,589
Avg Value (per symbol)
Started at: $11,555 (+$34)
+0.29%
Last Month ROI
60.4%
Win Rate
1,404
Total Trades

Quick Performance Comparison

Click any period to view detailed stats

+0.3%
1 Month
+2.5%
3 Months
+6.7%
6 Months
+8.1%
YTD
+8.4%
1 Year

Equity Curve (Last Month)

Combined P&L across all 102 symbols

⚙️ Trading Strategy

Trade 2 standard deviation extremes back to mean

When price moves 2 standard deviations from its 20-day average, the move is statistically extreme. Professor Mean profits from the inevitable return to normalcy.

🎯 Best Suited For

Range-bound stocks and ETFs

"Everything reverts to the mean. Everything."

📜 Why This Strategy Works

Markets overreact. Good news pushes prices above fair value; bad news pushes them below. Extremes are by definition unsustainable.

Mathematical Formula

CODE VERIFIED — These formulas are extracted directly from the simulation engine and verified against the source code.
Source: scripts/run-*-simulation.php

📊 Entry Signal

📈 Entry Signal

Z-Score ≤ -2.0 (price is 2+ std devs below mean)
→ BUY at current close price

📉 Exit Rules

• MEAN_REVERSION: Z-Score ≥ 0 (price returned to mean)
• STOP_LOSS: Z-Score ≤ -3.0 OR price ≤ entry × 0.92 (-8%)
• MAX_HOLD: Hold time ≥ 10 days

⚙️ Simulation Parameters

MEAN_PERIOD: 20
ENTRY_STD_DEVS: 2
EXIT_AT_MEAN: 1
STOP_LOSS_STD_DEVS: 3
MAX_HOLD_DAYS: 10

📖 Historical Origin

Origin: Sir Francis Galton's regression to the mean

Sir Francis Galton was a polymath who, in the 1880s, discovered "regression toward mediocrity" while studying hereditary traits. The principle was universal: extreme measurements tend to be followed by less extreme ones.

🏆 Top 10 Performing Symbols (Last Month)

📉 Worst 5 Performing Symbols (Last Month)

📊 All Symbol Results

Click on any row to see detailed trade history with equity curve

📅 Last Month: Aug 24, 2026 → Sep 24, 2026 (31 days)
📖 Understanding Score & Momentum columns
📊 Score — Lifetime Quality Score
Measures how well this strategy+symbol combination has performed across the entire simulation history. Based on return, win rate, drawdown control, profit factor, and trade count. Higher is better.
75+ Elite   60+ Good   40+ Fair   <40 Weak
⚡ Mom — 30-Day Momentum Score
Measures performance over the last 30 days only. Same quality model but calibrated for short-term activity. Captures recent regime shifts that the lifetime score may miss.
75+ Hot   60+ Active   40+ Moderate   <40 Quiet
Spread Indicators — Comparing Mom vs Score reveals regime sensitivity:
🔥 Heating Up — Mom is 20+ points above Score. This symbol is performing significantly better recently than its lifetime average. Could indicate a favorable regime shift.
🧊 Cooling Off — Mom is 20+ points below Score. This symbol is underperforming recently despite a strong lifetime track record. Could indicate an unfavorable regime shift.
No icon = Steady — Scores within ±20 points. Consistent performance.
⚠️ Scores are calculated from simulated backtest data and are for informational purposes only. They do not constitute financial advice or predict future performance. Full methodology →
Rank Symbol Score Mom Return 1M Start Final Value Trades Win Rate Fees Net Max DD Avg Hold Refunds Last Refund Action
1 META 42 69🔥 +10.99% $11,548 $12,818 13 85% - +$1,269 -5.9% 5.3h ✓ -
2 ACN 21 76🔥 +10.72% $9,512 $10,532 14 79% - +$1,020 -15.0% 6.8h ✓ -
3 SMCI 15 69🔥 +9.50% $6,759 $7,402 14 79% - +$642 -55.7% 5.3h ✓ -
4 CRWD 53 62 +9.29% $15,448 $16,884 16 69% - +$1,435 -12.6% 6.7h ✓ -
5 SLV 27 74🔥 +8.52% $10,373 $11,257 15 87% - +$884 -25.0% 4.9h ✓ -
6 GME 14 65🔥 +8.04% $7,699 $8,318 11 91% - +$619 -44.4% 6.8h ✓ -
7 MU 34 65🔥 +7.87% $12,777 $13,782 10 80% - +$1,006 -23.5% 4.9h ✓ -
8 COIN 31 61🔥 +7.45% $13,323 $14,316 15 73% - +$993 -42.7% 6.1h ✓ -
9 INTC 34 62🔥 +6.07% $13,568 $14,391 13 77% - +$824 -24.3% 6.5h ✓ -
10 VRTX 54 63 +5.87% $12,800 $13,551 14 86% - +$751 -5.5% 5.3h ✓ -
11 SOFI 32 61🔥 +5.40% $12,211 $12,870 15 67% - +$659 -26.0% 5.5h ✓ -
12 HOOD 34 40 +4.81% $13,362 $14,004 13 69% - +$643 -26.1% 6.6h ✓ -
13 ABBV 15 54🔥 +4.49% $9,552 $9,981 14 71% - +$429 -17.6% 6.6h ✓ -
14 ORCL 9 53🔥 +4.23% $9,188 $9,576 14 71% - +$389 -27.9% 6.9h ✓ -
15 GILD 26 55🔥 +4.12% $10,741 $11,183 13 92% - +$443 -18.5% 6.6h ✓ -
16 BIIB 15 52🔥 +4.06% $9,194 $9,567 12 67% - +$373 -26.8% 4.7h ✓ -
17 IBM 28 49🔥 +3.83% $10,777 $11,190 14 71% - +$413 -9.2% 4.7h ✓ -
18 AMD 29 42 +3.57% $11,884 $12,309 13 62% - +$424 -28.5% 6.3h ✓ -
19 NVDA 61 55 +3.48% $17,824 $18,444 14 79% - +$620 -11.5% 4.4h ✓ -
20 CVX 37 53 +3.25% $11,355 $11,724 15 73% - +$369 -5.5% 6.1h ✓ -
21 AMC 62 36🧊 +3.24% $22,306 $23,028 14 64% - +$723 -18.6% 5.2h ✓ -
22 DKNG 32 34 +2.83% $11,972 $12,310 15 73% - +$339 -14.0% 5.1h ✓ -
23 BMY 54 42 +2.60% $15,373 $15,773 15 60% - +$400 -10.5% 5.6h ✓ -
24 PFE 25 40 +2.25% $10,747 $10,989 14 71% - +$242 -11.8% 6.2h ✓ -
25 AMGN 35 46 +2.23% $11,877 $12,142 13 85% - +$265 -10.0% 4.5h ✓ -
26 PANW 11 33🔥 +2.06% $9,734 $9,935 15 60% - +$201 -24.6% 6.9h ✓ -
27 KO 33 41 +1.90% $11,078 $11,288 15 80% - +$210 -6.2% 5.8h ✓ -
28 GLD 11 45🔥 +1.84% $9,710 $9,888 14 64% - +$179 -7.6% 5.1h ✓ -
29 BRK-B 49 47 +1.79% $12,256 $12,475 13 85% - +$219 -4.6% 6.3h ✓ -
30 USO 45 36 +1.71% $14,325 $14,570 13 77% - +$245 -11.5% 5.6h ✓ -
31 CMCSA 15 39🔥 +1.70% $9,206 $9,363 15 67% - +$157 -19.7% 6.3h ✓ -
32 ARKK 30 28 +1.54% $11,616 $11,795 14 64% - +$179 -16.4% 6.2h ✓ -
33 SNOW 30 30 +1.36% $12,030 $12,194 15 73% - +$164 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
34 XOM 19 36 +1.36% $10,111 $10,248 14 79% - +$138 -9.1% 5.5h ✓ -
35 PLTR 47 30 +1.21% $15,741 $15,931 11 73% - +$190 -11.2% 4.9h ✓ -
36 HD 21 27 +1.21% $10,286 $10,411 16 56% - +$124 -5.1% 3.8h ✓ -
37 LLY 14 19 +1.06% $9,175 $9,272 17 41% - +$97 -24.9% 5.9h ✓ -
38 ISRG 30 32 +1.04% $11,674 $11,796 15 73% - +$121 -17.0% 4.5h ✓ -
39 VZ 15 16 +0.97% $10,030 $10,127 13 62% - +$97 -12.7% 5.7h ✓ -
40 CRM 36 27 +0.97% $12,384 $12,504 13 69% - +$120 -9.2% 8.0h ✓ -
41 V 16 22 +0.81% $10,061 $10,143 13 62% - +$81 -5.0% 6.8h ✓ -
42 XLE 21 20 +0.65% $10,478 $10,546 13 62% - +$68 -13.3% 5.3h ✓ -
43 TLT 12 26 +0.46% $9,947 $9,992 15 67% - +$46 -6.8% 5.3h ✓ -
44 NFLX 30 27 +0.39% $11,690 $11,736 15 73% - +$46 -13.7% 6.8h ✓ -
45 COP 19 17 +0.25% $10,585 $10,612 15 60% - +$26 -18.3% 5.6h ✓ -
46 OXY 17 16 +0.22% $10,329 $10,352 16 56% - +$23 -17.0% 6.1h ✓ -
47 PG 38 20 +0.21% $11,922 $11,947 15 73% - +$25 -7.0% 6.1h ✓ -
48 ARM 27 19 +0.08% $11,769 $11,779 13 62% - +$9 -16.8% 6.3h ✓ -
49 WFC 13 13 +0.04% $9,328 $9,331 13 54% - +$4 -15.9% 6.5h ✓ -
50 CSCO 23 13 +0.03% $10,494 $10,497 15 47% - +$3 -10.7% 7.5h ✓ -
51 MSFT 12 12 -0.04% $8,975 $8,972 11 45% - -$4 -10.0% 4.8h ✓ -
52 RBLX 41 23 -0.05% $14,838 $14,830 13 46% - -$7 -18.1% 7.7h ✓ -
53 JPM 42 17🧊 -0.13% $12,773 $12,757 15 60% - -$17 -7.6% 5.9h ✓ -
54 MS 41 12🧊 -0.39% $13,350 $13,298 15 47% - -$52 -9.7% 6.1h ✓ -
55 AAPL 28 10 -0.46% $11,443 $11,390 13 46% - -$53 -13.3% 6.8h ✓ -
56 VOO 35 11🧊 -0.49% $11,280 $11,224 14 43% - -$55 -5.6% 5.6h ✓ -
57 JNJ 52 19🧊 -0.53% $13,005 $12,936 12 67% - -$69 -5.7% 5.0h ✓ -
58 COST 17 15 -0.70% $10,218 $10,147 13 54% - -$72 -7.2% 5.7h ✓ -
59 SPY 30 10 -0.75% $10,963 $10,880 14 36% - -$82 -7.1% 5.9h ✓ -
60 XLF 34 10🧊 -0.77% $11,394 $11,307 13 46% - -$88 -5.4% 6.9h ✓ -
61 PM 13 16 -0.78% $8,964 $8,894 13 54% - -$70 -10.7% 5.3h ✓ -
62 TQQQ 40 19🧊 -0.81% $14,976 $14,854 13 69% - -$121 -17.9% 5.9h ✓ -
63 MA 32 21 -0.87% $11,273 $11,175 15 73% - -$98 -5.8% 7.6h ✓ -
64 XLK 38 15🧊 -0.92% $12,919 $12,800 12 67% - -$119 -11.6% 6.8h ✓ -
65 AMZN 28 17 -0.92% $11,769 $11,660 14 50% - -$108 -15.2% 5.8h ✓ -
66 PYPL 15 21 -0.93% $10,149 $10,055 14 71% - -$94 -17.7% 6.3h ✓ -
67 REGN 29 19 -1.03% $11,686 $11,566 15 60% - -$120 -13.4% 6.7h ✓ -
68 VTI 25 10 -1.06% $10,909 $10,793 13 23% - -$116 -8.8% 6.0h ✓ -
69 UNH 20 16 -1.07% $10,299 $10,189 15 60% - -$110 -22.2% 5.8h ✓ -
70 DIS 11 12 -1.09% $9,482 $9,379 13 46% - -$103 -21.3% 6.2h ✓ -
71 MRK 46 15🧊 -1.29% $13,661 $13,485 14 57% - -$176 -8.0% 4.8h ✓ -
72 QQQ 42 14🧊 -1.34% $12,129 $11,966 12 58% - -$163 -4.4% 6.1h ✓ -
73 PEP 14 19 -1.50% $9,664 $9,519 14 64% - -$145 -12.9% 6.3h ✓ -
74 MDT 12 15 -1.53% $9,767 $9,617 14 57% - -$149 -13.7% 4.9h ✓ -
75 WMT 14 14 -1.54% $10,147 $9,991 12 50% - -$156 -4.5% 6.2h ✓ -
76 TMO 19 19 -1.55% $10,391 $10,230 11 73% - -$161 -13.7% 5.2h ✓ -
77 MCD 43 12🧊 -1.75% $12,554 $12,334 13 46% - -$220 -4.1% 5.4h ✓ -
78 DIA 12 10 -1.81% $9,777 $9,600 14 29% - -$177 -11.0% 5.4h ✓ -
79 AXP 28 10 -2.23% $11,501 $11,245 14 36% - -$256 -12.7% 4.9h ✓ -
80 TSLA 12 17 -2.47% $8,195 $7,993 14 64% - -$202 -25.6% 5.0h ✓ -
81 SPXU 21 17 -2.49% $11,142 $10,864 14 64% - -$277 -19.1% 10.6h ✓ -
82 IWM 17 10 -2.60% $10,473 $10,200 15 40% - -$272 -14.5% 7.0h ✓ -
83 ADBE 11 20 -2.65% $8,044 $7,831 14 64% - -$213 -18.6% 6.8h ✓ -
84 UVXY 26 10 -2.67% $12,548 $12,213 14 50% - -$335 -33.5% 6.8h ✓ -
85 VXX 30 10🧊 -2.69% $13,373 $13,013 14 50% - -$360 -19.3% 6.2h ✓ -
86 GOOGL 30 9🧊 -2.73% $11,812 $11,490 12 33% - -$322 -9.9% 5.7h ✓ -
87 AVGO 39 13🧊 -3.05% $14,133 $13,702 12 50% - -$431 -12.8% 5.7h ✓ -
88 BAC 24 10 -3.29% $11,139 $10,772 14 36% - -$366 -7.2% 6.8h ✓ -
89 NIO 12 16 -3.60% $9,595 $9,250 16 50% - -$345 -30.0% 6.6h ✓ -
90 C 43 9🧊 -3.70% $13,009 $12,527 13 38% - -$481 -6.0% 5.3h ✓ -
91 GS 59 10🧊 -4.16% $14,758 $14,144 15 47% - -$614 -3.9% 6.1h ✓ -
92 NET 28 12 -4.18% $12,623 $12,095 14 50% - -$528 -16.9% 6.4h ✓ -
93 RIOT 20 10 -4.39% $11,416 $10,915 13 46% - -$501 -50.0% 7.1h ✓ -
94 BLK 49 10🧊 -4.87% $13,417 $12,763 15 27% - -$653 -4.0% 4.8h ✓ -
95 SLB 12 10 -5.02% $9,899 $9,402 14 36% - -$497 -18.4% 6.7h ✓ -
96 MRNA 10 16 -5.19% $5,989 $5,678 12 58% - -$311 -31.7% 6.1h ✓ -
97 MARA 34 19 -5.51% $15,625 $14,764 13 69% - -$861 -29.5% 6.1h ✓ -
98 SQQQ 9 9 -5.61% $5,628 $5,312 14 36% - -$316 -42.9% 6.3h ✓ -
99 SCHW 39 12🧊 -5.80% $12,817 $12,074 15 47% - -$743 -7.0% 5.7h ✓ -
100 RIVN 10 10 -8.31% $7,944 $7,283 13 38% - -$660 -32.4% 7.7h ✓ -
101 LCID 11 16 -9.18% $7,547 $6,854 14 57% - -$693 -30.7% 5.2h ✓ -
102 SOXL 47 17🧊 -11.36% $29,093 $25,788 13 62% - -$3,305 -43.9% 5.2h ✓ -

👤 Personality

Speaks in equations. Finds human behavior predictable and slightly disappointing. Gets genuinely excited about standard deviations.